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Friday, January 23rd, 2009
9:48 am

marced4life






To:  The IRS
Re:  It's so big!


Wow, I figured my refund would be pretty good, but not that good.  Thanks for the motorcycle, guys!


To:  Microsoft Vista
Re:  Your puzzling inconsistencies


Okay, so why is it that you double-check me to make sure I reaaaaallllly want to install that software or reaaaaallllly want to download that upgrade -- but to you "disable" means "uninstall without so much as batting an eyelash and, no, there's no easily discernible way to correct that" when it comes to the audio components?  A girl doesn't know what to do with mixed messages like these.


To: My new laptop
Re:  Keeping it casual


So, let's go slow and get to know each other, okay?  I really didn't mean to mess with you so soon last night.  I think you're great -- you're young and fast and sexy and easy on the eyes and now thanks to Vista I don't have to listen to you go on and on -- but I'm just getting out of a 4 year relationship that turned pretty rocky and high-maintenance at the end.  I don't want to end up constantly having to jam my elbow on your sweet spot, too, you know what I mean?  And in the interest of full disclosure, I spend all day with a desktop, anyway.


To:  Ethel
Re:  Thursdays


Mary realizes that she and Ethel have let yet another Talk Like Suede Day slip by unacknowledged.  Mary wonders what is to be done about this.



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Friday, September 5th, 2008
11:09 am - Say do you remember?

marced4life

To:  Dancing in September
Re:  Your imminence


There's no way I'm forgetting everything I was taught about swing dancing in August.  There will be rug cutting this month.  Oh yes.


To:  The muse
Re:  The ravishing

Er, thanks for that.  That was a first to read new stuff and have someone tell me that it was obvious that I'd been visited -- no, make that ravished -- by the muse.  You and me, we've got a standing date, hot stuff.


To:  My dog
Re:  The Houdini act


Impressive.  But can you get back in the crate?  Hmmmm?  Now that would be something.


To:  [info]brags2bitches
Re:  Our long-distance Wednesday night Project Runway date

Thanks for the laughs, babe.  You make PR textlicious.


To:  Coffee
Re:  Not knowing how to quit you

I really need to switch to something that doesn't hook me quite so hard and messes with me less.  Cocaine, maybe?

 

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Friday, August 22nd, 2008
4:21 pm

flavorpacket
To: The denizens of thriftwhore
Re: Your posts

I know that you're really, really, REALLY excited about your finds. And I enjoy this community, for the most part. But is it too much to ask for pictures that are in focus? Especially if they're 93245 x 3259? And stop apologizing for the dumb faces you make in said photos. You are cute girls, and you know it. You make dumb faces to seem unaffected. Finally, tell the truth. You don't really like owls. Or Pyrex. You just collect them because that's what everyone else does.

To: The denizens of bakebakebake
Re: Rainbow cupcakes

Enough! Uncle! ¡Basta! Food coloring and batter layers do not make you a pastry virtuoso. The shit is not interesting, especially when you're the millionth person to post large, out of focus pictures of boring ass box mix rainbow cupcakes.

To: My personal trainer
Re: Lust

Exactly how many clients will I have to send your way before you break me off?

To: My body
Re: Progress

Thank you so, so much for getting strong, staying healthy, and being patient with me until I got it.

To: Creativity
Re: Our relationship

I know I haven't been putting enough into it. I'll work harder. I'll do better. You know I love you, boo.

current mood: energetic

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Friday, August 15th, 2008
4:22 pm - Friday memos, post-NPS&Reunion style

marced4life
To:  The SlamFam
Re:  Last week


......damn.  Where do I start?  God, it's good to be back.  I've been gone way longer than the 2 years since I've been physically present (but not really present) at NPS.  I haven't felt like this since the first one.  Thank you.  You've all given me an integral part of myself back.


To:  hellslam and anyone else who was making decisions like this
Re:  MCing semifinals


I know this sounds corny, but I don't know if you know what a gift that was.  Big honor.  Loved doing it.  Can't wait to come back and MC some more next year.


To:  My wallet
Re:  The jewelry


Uh, yeah.  Sorry about that.  But those were some damn cool stores in Madison, and you've got to admit, it all looks really good.  And hey, the purple dress was on sale.....


To:  My 20 year reunion
Re:  Not sucking

Thanks!  Not only did I survive, I actually had a great time.  I think I vaguely remember ending up armwrestling the high school soccer star at the small after-hours get-together at his house.  And yeah, I totally beat him.  That rocks.


To:  M
Re:  Roadtripping and reconnecting


You are the perfect roadtrip companion.  7 hours went by like 7 minutes as we rushed through the past 20 years and opened up parts of ourselves from all the way back to the beginning when we were 3 years old.  So glad I finally found the words for having you back in my life: it's like visiting your childhood home and finding that it's been completely redecorated, but that the initials you carved in the tree out in the backyard are still there.  I'm not letting you go again.


To:  Me
Re:  Remembering this week

Do.  Not.  EVER let someone take your words and your vibrance away from you again.  This is who you are.  This is who you deserve to be.




 

current mood: optimistic

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Friday, August 1st, 2008
10:58 am - Twenty years? Seriously?

marced4life
To:  My little black dress
Re:  Tomorrow's 20 year high school reunion

Please oh please oh please look rockin'.


To:  Untried hair stylist I'm going to on my lunch break
Re:  Tomorrow's 20 year high school reunion


Please.  I have a vision here.  Share it with me.  If you mess me up, so help me, I will turn your own scissors on you.


To:  My fellow high school grads
Re:  Tomorrow's 20 year high school reunion


Please talk so much about your wonderful spouses and wonderful kids and wonderful careers and wonderful lives that you don't even think about asking me about my nonexistent spouse and kids or make the obligatory shushing jokes when I tell you I'm a librarian.


To:  Pseudo-creepy guy from high school who looked me up on the interwebz
Re:  Tomorrow's 20 year high school reunion

Except for you.  You can just, you know, talk to everyone else and no thanks, I don't really need the mix CD you've been working on for me.  Or your cell phone number.  For the third time.


To:  NPS
Re:  My total lack of preparation


See the above memos.  I'm a little preoccupied at the moment.  Just so you know, I may look like an uncoordinated idiot next week.  Because I haven't even begun to think about thinking about packing.

 

current mood: hopeful

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Friday, July 25th, 2008
11:17 am - i miss doing these

javabill
To: Urgh! A Music War
From: A Longtime Fan
Re: Your Return


I searched for years to find you again.
Once I did finally find you, I sat down with nervous energy hoping that you wouldn’t be a disappointment. After all, it had been years since I had seen you last & I wondered if my mind had built you up to more than you really were. I braced myself to be let down.

Thank you for being as good as I remembered.


To: Work
From: Me
Re: Projects


I have a full workload. Please stop adding more projects, or worse, changing what is already in process. I already feel like I’m holding back the ocean with a broom, please don’t make it more frustrating than it already is.


To: Slammasters
From: A Fellow Slammaster
Re: Nitpicking


A professor once told me that if you can’t explain the basics of an idea to a seven-year-old then it is either too complicated to be useful or you don’t truly understand it.

Please keep this in mind when making your proposals on how to “fix” things at NPS.


To: World of Warcraft
From: MacBruce
Re: Distraction</b>

I have so much that I need to do over the next few weeks. Please stop distracting me with your siren’s song. It is bad enough that you have me looking at new computers so that you will play better, don’t make me choose between you & sleep as well.


To: The Psychedelic Furs
cc: Peter Mulvey, Donald Fagen, Mike Doughty, Ani Difranco
From: Grumpy
Re: Soundtrack


Thank you for providing the perfect soundtrack for today. I think you all would be slightly surprised to find yourselves on the same mix, yet you fit together in a wonderfully mournful way.

Sometimes the truest thing you can say comes in the form of someone else’s voice.


To: NPS ‘08
From: Tired Poet
Re: A Request


Please, I implore you, don’t be a drama fest this year.
I really need to be inspired & rejuvenated. I want a reason to stay involved & I’m begging you to give me one. I want to believe that all the bullshit & aggravation has a payoff, but right now I’m just not seeing it.

Please… give me hope.

current mood: mixed

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Friday, July 11th, 2008
3:20 pm - Más!

ladulcinea
To: My "sits" bones.
Re: Fuckin' ow.

I shouldn't desire a hemorrhoid donut the day after pilates class. I'm sorry for abusing you, little tailbone. Ouch.

To: My thumb?!
Re: Also ow.

What the hell did I do to you? Why do you feel like you've been hyperextended? I'm sorry!

To: My abs
Re: Lookin' good.

Don't tell my tailbone, but I'm willing to deal with its suffering for the benefits I am reaping from said pilates. Woot.

To: My job.
Re: Where have all the hours gone?

When I said I wanted 20-30 hours over the summer, I meant weekly, not cumulatively.

To: The carpet in my apartment.
Re: Your natural color.

I promise we'll shampoo you soon. There's just other cleaning that has to come first. It's looking like CSI up in here.

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1:53 pm - the unexpected rebirth of friday memos

bajatierra
To: Jack-in-the-Box
Re: Nacho Cheese Burger

You've done it, haven't you? You kidnapped Taco Bell's perpetually stoned R&D team and made a burger that is so obscene and wrong that I have to try it. And I'm one of the few people in a late-night Jack-in-the-Box drive-thru line who ISN'T stoned.


To: DVD Duplication Place
Re: One Letter Makes All the Difference

A college is a higher place of learning. A collage is an artwork comprised of a number of different materials brought together on one canvas. But I enjoyed the extra trip back to pick up the corrected version.

To: Honda Repair Place
Re: Thank You for the Free Popcorn and the Donnas playing P3 on Charmed

Again, worth the extra trip since you ordered the wrong part the first time I went out -- at 7 in the morning -- but you didn't charge for labor, and I would totally go to P3 if it was real.

To: Pile of Work on My Desk
Re: Get Smaller, Please

The thing is, there's a metaphorical pile which is largely electronic and then there are also literal piles. THEY ARE ALL BIG.

To: Lucky Bamboo
Re: Why You Turnin' Yellow?

Should I be worried about anything? Should I, you know, take that as a sign?

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2:19 pm - If I must do this alone, I will...

marced4life

To:  Robert Downey Jr.
Re:  This weekend

You and me, baby.  I've got two of your movies and allllll night.  And by the way, forging metal all sweaty and tank-topped was a fantastic career move.  Thank you from the bottom of my loins heart for Iron Man.


To:  My cousin
Re:  Your baby shower tomorrow


Okay, so don't be offended that you're coming after RDJ on my to do list (er, wait... that sounds really wrong, since he is on a completely different kind of "to do" list.....) for the weekend.  It's just that in my mind you're still playing with baby dolls, not giving birth to the real live variety.  If you're really this old, it makes me have to think about how old I am.  Much like....


To:  The first grey hair
Re:  Your discovery this week


Thank you.  Thank you so very much for reminding me just how old I am now.  Bastard.  If you have friends, tell them to turn right back around and don't even think about my scalp as viable real estate.


To:  My friend in Florida who was so excited because he'd found the perfect birthday gift for me
Re:  The six others I already have

I love you, hon, so I of course said thank you, and it was perfect, and didn't tell you about all the others, because you were so excited, and acted like you'd thought you'd discovered the Librarian Action Figure and god, isn't it funny with the shushing action arm and everything?  And yes, it is funny, and yes, it is the perfect gift for the snarky librarian on your list, but you're not the first person to think so.  Or the second, or the third, or the fourth.... but thanks for being the first person to get me the Deluxe Edition.  Now my whole army of them can gather around a reference desk together.  Kind of like the real variety on a Friday afternoon.


To:  Bella
Re:  My heart

It's yours, you big, slobbery tank o' love.  Thank you for helping to heal it.




current mood: chipper

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Friday, June 27th, 2008
10:13 am - Tap, tap... is this thing on?

marced4life
To:  The dog rescue agency
Re:  My application


My fate is in your paws.  I will not worry.  I will be patient.  I will trust that everything will turn out for the best and that you will not give me a dog if it is not the right match and not what's best for your charges. 
(But pleasepleasepleaseplease can I have one?) 


To:  Yoga
Re:  My absence

Look, I know I ran off with Bronchitis for a 3-week fling.  And I know I said I would call, but I got really busy after that... but I did come back to you on Wednesday, didn't I?  You didn't have to be such a bitch about it.  I still hurt in places I didn't know I had.


To:  My staff members
Re:  My birthday


You all rock.  My office still looks and smells like a florist shop.  And new administrative assistant who started that day?  So far you are my best present.


To:  My right shoulder
Re:  Your nakedness


Enjoy it while it lasts.  You and I have a date with a whole bunch of needles.  I will miss your freckles, though.  I've always thought those were one of my best features.


To:  All those Tuesday nights at the bar in my 20s
Re:  The surprise benefits now

Thank you for still leaving me with a sense of rhythm after all these years.  It's all on you that I didn't make a complete ass of myself in zumba class on Monday.


 

current mood: mischievous

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Friday, June 20th, 2008
5:47 pm

flavorpacket
To: D.
Re: My Feelings and My Actions

You should know that I love you. You should know that I'm sorry. You should know that I'm willing to do whatever it takes to demonstrate both to you.

To: My Friends
Re: Your Challenges

I will offer support, but I won't always sugarcoat it. I am rooting for you. You're tough enough to face anything thrown your way. I got your back.

To: M.
Re: My Birthday

I realize that it's been a good twenty years since you've spent it with me. I can even deal with the fact that you're not going to be here because you're flying to The Bay. It's the flip way you told me that hurt.

To: This Community
Re: The Lack of Activity

I can't be the only one who's got stuff to work out.

To: Me
Re: Your Attitude

In the words of that sage Ludacris, drink some prune juice and let the shit go.

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Friday, January 18th, 2008
11:23 am

flavorpacket
To: Audience members at the midnight showing of Cloverfield I attended
Re: Your behavior

Thank you! You really surprised me. I'd expected you to talk through the whole thing. But you didn't. Except for that one asshole who felt the need to come in late and yell nonsense during the trailers, you were a pleasure to watch a movie with.

To: My body
Re: My weight

Thanks for dropping four pounds. I appreciate all the effort you've made on my behalf.

To: As seen on TV products
Re: Your hard sell

Why must you tempt me late at night? Your ease of use and low, easy payments are so hard to resist.

To: A certain screening committee
Re: My application to your program

Choose me. I mean it.

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Friday, August 17th, 2007
10:58 am - TGIF

morgainesedai
To: Scowling Chick on the Bus  
Re: Scowling

So every day I see you and you never so much crack a smile.  Ever.  It looks like your face has permanent scowl lines and you're what, 30?  You chew your gum with much aplomb, but seriously, change your expression.  Is it that bad?

To: Loud Woman on the Bus  
Re: Volume  

For the love of God woman, do you have to SHOUT when you talk?  Every time you're on the bus, everyone looks at you to see what in the hell you're shouting at.  Get the hint and shut up, I mean the person you're talking to is right next to you. 

To: This Job
Re: I'm Bored  

Please give me more to do, I am so bored I am writing Friday memos.  Maybe I am just too efficient, getting my projects completed and all, but really, just throw me a bone.  I can't wait to haze the new intern on Monday mwuhahaha.

To: My Dog
Re: Daddy

Sonora, please stop biting your father.  It pisses him off and I'm afraid he's going to snap one day.  Just be your normal loving self and everything will be fine.

To: Wine and Food
Re: Tonight

We will come together as one this evening.  The food should be yummy, the wine white and cold (it is summer, after all).  Perhaps dessert will be in order?

current mood: bored

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Friday, July 6th, 2007
12:29 pm - Following in Karrie’s excellent example.

brags2bitches
‘cept I actually posted to fridaymemos as well ::sticking out tongue::

TO: Keith Olbermann
RE: Your Hotness


Don’t even listen to Karrie. I know she’s gorgeous and all but she’s married and in love so…

I’m the one who ran home last night and showed your video to my seventeen year old little sister because I know you will be the spark that makes her care about her world a little more. (muzak version of The Greatest Love of All kicking in the background) I’m the one who actually made the effort to stay up for the midnight rerun of Countdown. I’m the one who drifted off to your amazing baritone and big words. (Sexyback kicking in the background)I’m the one who had really naughty dreams about you where you never took off the tie…errr or at least one of us was wearing it at all times. ::sigh:: If you could throw a “grrrrrrrrr” into one of your special comments some night –it would complete me. Call me. I miss you, boo.

TO: May – the sushi chef
RE: You made my day.


I love that we know each other on a first name basis. I love that you wait to see me a couple days a week to make exactly what I want for lunch right then and there. That sort of thing is way above and beyond my expectations, but to present with a pair of hand made chopsticks and case this morning was a wonderful thing to do. I know I will have an amazing day with that kind of start, even if that skank Karrie is trying to steal my boyfriend. It’s the little things that mean so much.

TO: Sydney – the Starbucks girl
RE: Pride


It’s sad to say but some folks would be quick to look down their noses at a barista, but you, my dear and wonderful Sydney, take pride in what you do and you do it well. You inspire me.

You have made it possible for me to grunt my way through the order process in the morning because trying to say, “Venti Light Sugar-Free Caramel Frozen Frappacino” before I have had any coffee is damn near impossible. It’s the little things that mean so much. And I had to do an entry about Coffee to make Karrie jealous even though I am secretly proud of her for doing so well kicking the habit. She’s trying to steal my boyfriend.

TO: Karrie
RE: Your Oozing Life Force


Good job on the blood donation yesterday. That was such a major hurdle and I am so effing impressed with your strength. I want to be just like you when I grow up. ::snort::

STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY BOYFRIEND!!!

current mood: chipper

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Friday, January 19th, 2007
11:44 pm - Long Time!

ddr_llama
To: Friday Memos
Re: Sorry


So I haven't posted in you in about a yearish. I really miss it. But I just sort of forgot about it. I am a terrible person for letting you fade away. But now you're back, right?

To: Nathan
Re: Love


So, I'm absolutely insanely in love with you still. And the fact that you love me back makes life even more amazing. But we haven't talked in a week. So call. But anyway, I'd like to say in the least stalker-esque way possible, that I think about you every second of every day and you are completely perfect in every way and I will not rest until we are married. We will discuss details later.

To: My Improv Team
Re: Tonight


I had so much fun competing with you guys tonight. I'm sorry I lost for us, and I'm even more sorry that Theo was a part of the winning team. But we proved that we are just as amazing as them, despite our lack of a cheering section. Party on, classy ladies.

To: Gabi
Re: Fuckoff


I know that this show means a lot to you. But I just don't have the ability to magically work on three shows at once. And seeing as though you choose horrible sluts to be your stage managers, I don't wanna work for you. Too bad. Deal with it.

To: My Hair
Re: What?


What exactly are you up to? I recognize that you need nourishment, but why the hell is my head so itchy all the time? This has never happened before. Do not turn on me. You're already turning gray... and I'm 20. Please stop these shenanigans.

To: My Loan Dispersement Check
Re: At Last


I've been waitin for you, baby. Now that you're with me, my life is complete. You're such a sight for sore eyes. God, you're glorious.

current mood: bouncy

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Friday, January 12th, 2007
3:20 pm - Keep it Rolling People, If I can do it anyone Can..It's Friday!

shaggys_love

TO: Billy King, GM of the Philadelphia 76ers

RE: Stinkage

 

You stink, no really do, and you traded away the best thing since Dr. J ever to happen to the Sixers. Billy King, you are a GM and I (and many others) really don’t understand how you still has a job. You must really have some incriminating photos of someone around there. Your are the only thing left since you arrived, every player, coach, trainer has gone. Does anyone else think this is weird? Good the Sixers stink, and we have a GM with no clue. Anybody want a personal signed letter from Billy King telling me that the 76ers have no plan of trading Allen Iverson? You stink Billy, and I can smell you and that pathetic team from 30 miles away! Oh and way to buy out Chris Webber’s contract, you freaking Loser!

 

TO: Eagles

RE: Win please?!?!?!?!

 

Listen we as Philadelphia sports fans have been teased enough …please do us all a favor and win the Super Bowl, please..you really don’t know what that would do for this city and region. It will be like some huge freaking inferiority complex will be lifted. It would really feel good to have a winner around here again, please.

 

TO: Daughter

RE: My Eye

 

Please let’s not ever have a repeat of this sort of thing again. I don’t think my eye or your mother could take it again. Love ya Bumble!

 

TO: Writing/Poetry

RE: Reading/Writing

 

Ok, it’s the new year and it once again time for my yearly resolution to say and try to make more readings and write some new stuff. So get with it already! Well what are you waiting for, stop doing these Friday Memos and start writing something more contructive, hey you, the one typing, what did I say, are you listening to yourself…jeesh… please ok, please…

 

TO: Writing

RE: New

 

HOW CAN YOU HIDE FROM Shame?

 

Disease rides the call to arms and school loaded mad-men teach lost innocence. Where did we all go so wrong? “How did children become the marks?”

 

And I wonder how safe we aren’t.

 

Corporations hide behind their honest lies and make believe religion. With politicians hanging from their back pocket, the sell us responsibility. “But I wonder where did the guns come from?”

 

And I wonder how my children will grow.



current mood: Looking Good Louis

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2:27 pm - let's all do friday memos today! c'mon....... doooooo iiiiiiiit

superjill
To: Spammers
Re: Most recent batch


Ok, so you're trying to emulate the form on my stopsmokingcoach.ca site. You've done a great job, except for one little thing: You've changed the automated subject heading, from "subscribe" to "hello". If you were intelligent, you'd leave the title as is, thereby fooling me.


To: Voice
Re: Absence


I miss you.


To: Health / Energy
Re: Absence


I miss you.


To: Money
Re: Absence


See previous two memos, and extrapolate how this may hinder the job-hunting process.


To: My Poetry
Re: Rawkin'


You do, and you will be totally rawkin' tonight, voice or no. Indeed.

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Friday, November 3rd, 2006
1:09 am - First Time Friday Self-Improvment Memos!

purrrsephone
First-time poster.

After a long discussion my boyfriend and I had today, I decided that part of the whole personal revamping Im heading into should start with joining fridaymemos and making it part of my life. I'm going to use them to assert myself, put promises to myself and others in writing, share big concerns I have, and set some goals for myself. If I start projecting goals for myself, I think I'm going to more likely to meet them with them glaring me in the eye every week and having to answer to everyone who saw me make them, not just myself, if I don't. So, that being said, now that it's officially Friday here...

To: Call Center Employment
Re: Nice to See You Again


Now I know you've been around longer than I have, so I'm not going to talk down to you like you're 2. But here's the skinny. You screwed me one time, and you're not going to screw me this time. Oh, sure, all of you say, "Well, that was a bad one you were with last time...I'm different!" but I know you're all alike. I'm simply telling you from the get-go, I'm all for us having a mutually beneficial relationship here, just know that I'm onto you and your kind, and I will have my eye on you, so don't think that you can just hoodwink me like your predessessor did.


To: Grizz
Re: Self-Esteem (i.e, mine)


I'd like it back now, thanks. You had your fun with it, playing with it, warping it, but now you're done. Fin, good buddy. I'm not about to let you destroy it. I fought long and hard for twenty-one years for it. I've battled manipulative mindfucking bastards like you since I can remember, and until a recent win, had to suffer on the losing side every time. It hurt like hell, and I worked like a dog to get it. It hurt like hell to live like that for over twenty years. I haven't even tasted a whole year without that pain. And you know what? I refuse to settle for anything less than eternity with the spoils of that war. Now that I finally know what it's like to have true faith in myself, I'll be goddamned if I EVER let you--or any others like you--take that away from me again. If this means war again, then so be it. Just get used to futility and defeat.


To: Adam
Re: Me


It takes a saint to love a devil, you know. I just need you to be patient, because it's hard work unfucking yourself. -_-''


To: Self
Re: This Time Around


Damnit, if you screw this up, I'll never forgive you. You owe it to yourself to be happy. You have the desire to do it. You more than have the means to do it. No more excuses. This is it, the Big Time. You know what it means if you fail. And that's why you can't.


And this last one, which, though important, is fairly long, and memos, as they say, are fairly short...Collapse )

(*)Special thanks to superjill for being awesomely awesome and being a member of the community, thereby being an inspiration of sorts.

X-posted to: purrrsephone

current mood: hopeful

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Friday, October 27th, 2006
2:26 pm
walksleeptalk To: The state of Massachusetts
Re: Bastards


FIX YOUR GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING POTHOLES. Seriously, getting two flat tires on your crappy ass roads in the middle of the bitter cold night really sucked. And paying the towing bill sucked almost as hard. And the tires....I could just punch you in the face for that. I hate you. I hate you. Oh man do I hate you. 

To: Customers
Re: If you're psycho and you know it clap your hands

Dear psycho customer who kept me from doing my job for 45 minutes last night while I had to attend to your every need you crazy freak: You farted. Admit it. I know it and you know it. You farted and it damn near almost killed me. All customers in general, when you come into my store, there is a very convienent bathroom located at the back of the store. It's clean, rather fresh...kinda impressive for a public bathroom I must say. Please use it! The store has almost no ventilation so when you let one rip, the stench sortakinda lasts FOREVER and it chokes me, guys. You're so gross.

To: Big kitty that hangs out outside
Re: I left your food in the back


C'mon. Now you know you want that tuna I left for you outside. Free tuna, kiddo, all yours. I mean... It's a cold and mean world out there and I'm just tryin' to help a tabby out.

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Friday, October 6th, 2006
11:53 am

shaggys_love

TO: Gym

RE: Working Out

 

Here comes the danger season of weight gain, Halloween into thanksgiving into Christmas and into New Years Eve. Parties, food and drinks. Please, can you please make it easier for me to rededicate myself? I have missed you, have you missed me? I need to lose 10lbs. I need to lean out a little bit. I need to make sure I don’t gain during this time of the year. Help me, Help myself.

 

TO: Billy

RE: Diabetes

 

My friend, what can I say, finding out you have diabetes at 35 (well any age) is bad. I will help you keep yourself in check. I just hope you don’t follow your father down the wrong path. You watched him pass away at such a young age. I can’t watch you walk down that same path. I want to stay friends, you are the bestest one I have. I will be there for you. Be strong. You can deal with this. We can deal with this. Remember what your doctor said, MODERATION!

 

TO: Myself

RE: Health

 

You just had an eye opener, your best friend at the same age just discovered he has diabetes. Keep yourself in check.  Watch what you eat and drink and you should be ok. Remember your vitamins and your water. Aerobic three times a week and weights two. Don't do it for yourself (selfless) do it for your family.

 

TO: Delawhere         

RE: New Reading

 

I have yet to make it out. But I want to. And I cant wait. I am so excited to see what a northern version can do. I cant wait to see faces again. I miss you all. And by the way, the place looks so cool. Nice choice. If you haven’t heard, check it out. http://www.delawhere.org/ and Nigel, red hair? Wicked hawt! ;->

 

TO: NY Yankees

RE: ALDS

 

Ok, ok, we lost one at home, A-Rod didn’t perform like he is capable of doing, but that’s alright. We are still the Yanks. Now we just go to Detroit and take care of business there, we all know Alex plays better away from home anyway. (shaking head, ever since the infamous slap against Boston; *walking away muttering*)

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